I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
smell my finger.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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