She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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