I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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