you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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