Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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