Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
