did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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