We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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