My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
the raccoons are back...
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