I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
and she was petting her beer can
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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