what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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