haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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