You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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