he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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