were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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