I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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