Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So many bounce houses so little time
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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