'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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