Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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