apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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