Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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