My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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