Pappa wants mamma naked
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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