I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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