He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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