we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dignity is for republicans.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
