Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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