we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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