farters have to be the big spoon...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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