did you get engaged???
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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