ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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