Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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