everyone is single if you try hard enough
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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