Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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