Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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