1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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