with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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