You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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