Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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