I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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