well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
