So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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