I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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