I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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