1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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