can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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