Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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