Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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