your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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