i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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