So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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