Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
be right there i have to get my cape
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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