were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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