does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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