This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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